If famous
characters throughout time had Jewish mothers ...just
think....
MONA LISA'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'After all the
money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a
smile?'
CHRISTOPHER
COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
'I don't care
what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't
write...'
MICHELANGELO'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'A ceiling you
paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other
children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz
off the ceiling?'
NAPOLEON'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'You're not
hiding your report card? Show me! Take your hand out of
your jacket and show me!'
ABRAHAM
LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Again with
that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the
other kids?'
GEORGE
WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Next time I
catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your
allowance good-bye!'
THOMAS EDISON'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'Okay, so I'm
proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off
already and go to sleep!'
PAUL REVERE'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'I don't care
where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
long past your bedtime!'
ALBERT
EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Your senior
photograph and you couldn't have done something with
your hair?'
MOSES' JEWISH
MOTHER:
'Desert,
schmesert!! Where have you really been for the last
forty years?'
BILL GATES'
JEWISH MOTHER:
'It would have
killed you to become a doctor?'
BILL CLINTON'S
JEWISH MOTHER:
'Well, at least
she was a nice Jewish
girl.'
